I was asleep in bed last night and a funny light lifted me from the house into their spaceship. Then they wiped my memory and took me back.
Nah, I'm not into that alien shit either.
In truthfulness, I was contacted, but not by a green person probing stuff into my mind or that shit.
sorry, I keep saying shit.
I was in fact contacted by the old fashioned method of postcard. Which I saw on Lorraine this morning, they're apparently dying out. Just for that, DAMN YOU SMARTPHONES! Otherwise, I love smartphones.
Who contacted me by postcard I hear you squeal?
Well squealy person, first of all, only piggies squeal.
Secondly, squealy person, I was contacted by none other than secondary female protagonist (or I think so anyway) of the Twilight saga, Alice Cullen.
I KNOW RIGHT?
I thought she was purely a fictional being.
Not according to this:
Seems legit ;)
Wow, I've never used that expression before. Well, theres a first time for everything.
Mini Alice xox